{"id":49321,"date":"2014-11-03T12:00:16","date_gmt":"2014-11-03T12:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=49321"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:29:35","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:29:35","slug":"the-caliph-fit-to-join-opec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/11\/the-caliph-fit-to-join-opec\/","title":{"rendered":"The Caliph Fit to Join OPEC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Islamic State leader Caliph Ibrahim &#8211; aka Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi &#8211; never ceases to amaze us &#8211; and most of all his powerful petrodollar-stuffed backers. The Caliph is for all practical purposes now an oil major worth of membership of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC). His <em>takfiri<\/em>\/mercenary goons &#8211; in theory &#8211; have for some time been extracting, refining, shipping and\/or smuggling and clinching juicy deals involving vast quantities of oil, reaping profits of roughly US$2 million a day.<\/p>\n<p>The Caliph&#8217;s oil prices are to die (be beheaded?) for; after all, he&#8217;s implementing the same low-price strategy concocted by the people he wants to dethrone in Mecca, the House of Saud. The caliphate&#8217;s GDP across &#8220;Syraq&#8221; has only one way to go: up.<\/p>\n<p>And oh, the irony Top customers for The Caliph&#8217;s cheap oil happen to be &#8220;Sultan&#8221; Recep Tayyip Erdogan&#8217;s Earthly paradise, aka Turkey &#8211; a North Atlantic Treaty Organization ally &#8211; and that King &#8220;Playstation&#8221; Abdullah II ibn al-Hussein&#8217;s domain impersonating a country, aka Jordan.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the awesome, immensely sophisticated military apparatus\/intel agency acronym fest deployed by &#8220;free&#8221; US\/NATO somehow is simply unable to register\/intercept this racket.<\/p>\n<p>Not surprising, when they somehow had not previously registered\/intercepted The Caliph&#8217;s goons taking over large swaths of &#8220;Syraq&#8221; this summer with their cross-desert version of rolling thunder &#8211; that gleaming white Toyota promo ad.<\/p>\n<p>As for the Empire of Chaos &#8220;solution&#8221; to intercept The Caliph&#8217;s oil profits, the only decision so far has been to bomb oil pipelines that belong to the Syrian Arab Republic, that is, ultimately, the Syrian people.<\/p>\n<p>Never underestimate the capacity of US President Barack Obama&#8217;s &#8220;Don&#8217;t Do Stupid Stuff&#8221; foreign policy doctrine to soar towards unreachable stupidity heights.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yo sheikh, talk to the hand<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s that fateful Secretary of State John Kerry\/House of Saud <em>capo<\/em> hand-kissing fest that took place in Riyadh last month.<\/p>\n<p>In this <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.globalresearch.ca\/the-secret-stupid-saudi-us-deal-on-syria\/5410130\" >masterful piece<\/a>, William Engdahl goes no-holds-barred on the supposed Saudi-US cheap oil\/bomb Bashar al-Assad\/undermine Russia deal. Yet there may not have been a direct deal; more like Washington and Riyadh working in tandem towards common objectives: regime change in Syria in the long term, and undermining both Iran and Russia in the short term.<\/p>\n<p>As for that crucial Pipelineistan gambit central to the Syrian riddle &#8211; a gas pipeline running from Qatar to regime-changed Syria, instead of Iran-Iraq-Syria &#8211; that&#8217;s not exactly a Saudi, but a rival Qatari priority.<\/p>\n<p>What Kerry did give was the Master&#8217;s Voice seal of approval to the Saudi strategy of low oil prices, thinking short-term about US oil consumers at the pump, and medium-term on putting pressure on the revenues of both Iran and Russia. Yet he obviously played down the blow to the US shale gas industry.<\/p>\n<p>The Saudis, for their part, have other key considerations, not least how to recover their market share across Asia &#8211; where their biggest customers are located. They are losing market share because of discounted crude sold by both Iran and Iraq. Thus, both must be &#8220;punished&#8221;, on top of the House of Saud&#8217;s pathological aversion to all things Shi&#8217;ite.<\/p>\n<p>As for the big picture in Syria, Obama&#8217;s capo for dealing with The Caliph, General John Allen, laid down the law to Saudi newspaper <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.aawsat.net\/2014\/10\/article55337867\" >Asharq Al-Awasat<\/a>. He said, &#8220;[T]here is not going to be a military solution here [in Syria]&#8221;. And he also said, &#8220;The intent is not to create a field force to liberate Damascus.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Short translation: those old goons of the previously &#8220;winning against Assad&#8221; Free Syrian Army (FSA) are now six feet under. And the new FSA goons to be trained in &#8211; of all places &#8211; Saudi Arabia are not exactly being regarded as holy saviors. For all practical purposes, the medium-term scenario spells out more US bombing (of infrastructure belonging to the Syrian nation); no regime change in Damascus; and The Caliph steadily consolidating his wins.<\/p>\n<p><strong>And finally, the Hollywood factor <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Imagine if shabby &#8220;historical&#8221; al-Qaeda had these ultra-slick PR skills. Bearded has-beens with old Kalashnikovs in Afghan caves is so passe. The Caliph not only smuggles tens of thousands of barrels of oil a day undetected, but he also deploys a British hostage turned foreign correspondent (and who may have converted to the Salafi version of Islam) <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CQSwGBkGb6o&amp;feature=share\" >reporting<\/a> from a hollowed out Kobani about to be totally captured by a bunch of <em>takfiris<\/em> and mercenaries (they certainly are not mujahideen).<\/p>\n<p>One&#8217;s gotta marvel at the production values. The Caliph&#8217;s special report opens with drone footage of Kobani. Is it an American drone? Was it captured in Iraq? Is it an Israeli drone? Turkish? Brit? The &#8220;mujahideen&#8221; certainly are not on Lockheed Martin&#8217;s speed dial &#8211; yet.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, on the ground, only now has Ankara allowed roughly 200 peshmergas from Iraqi Kurdistan &#8211; whose slippery leaders do business with Turkey &#8211; to cross the border to, in theory, help Kobani. No soldiers, weapons or supplies are allowed for the Kurdish PKK\/PYD forces which have been actually defending Kobani all along. Sultan Erdogan&#8217;s endless procrastination will be judged by any independent investigation as the key element in allowing the possible fall of Kobani.<\/p>\n<p>Turkish Prime Minister Ahmet Davutoglu once again has laid down the &#8220;conditions&#8221; for his country to help with the &#8211; so far spectacularly innocuous &#8211; US campaign against The Caliph; the possible liberators of Kobani must only be Iraqi peshmergas, and remaining FSA goons, not &#8220;terrorists&#8221; (as in PKK\/PYD).<\/p>\n<p>In the end, Kobani &#8211; precisely on the border between southeast Anatolia and northern Syria &#8211; is highly strategic. The situation on the ground is dire. There may be a little over 1,000 residents left, barricaded in their houses. Protecting them, a little over 2,000 Syrian Kurd fighters, including the female Ishtar brigade. Only 200 peshmergas coming from Iraqi Kurdistan are not going to make a huge difference against a few thousand heavily weaponized caliph goons deploying as many as 20 tanks. It does not look good, even though, unlike in the Caliph-approved Brit hostage report, the fake &#8220;mujahideen&#8221; are not in total control.<\/p>\n<p>The Caliph, anyway, is bound to remain on a roll. Absolutely none of the above would be remotely possible without US\/Western overt\/covert complicity, proving once and for all that The Caliph is <em>the<\/em> ultimate gift that keeps on giving in the eternal GWOT (Global War On Terra). How come the Dick Cheney regime never thought about that?<\/p>\n<p>________________________________<\/p>\n<p><em>Pepe Escobar, from Brazil, is the roving correspondent for Asia Times\/Hong Kong, an analyst for RT and a frequent contributor to websites and radio shows ranging from the US to East Asia. He is the author of <\/em><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0978813820\/simpleproduction\/ref=nosim\" >Globalistan: How the Globalized World is Dissolving into Liquid War<\/a> <em>(Nimble Books, 2007), <\/em><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Red-Zone-Blues-snapshot-Baghdad\/dp\/0978813898\" >Red Zone Blues: a snapshot of Baghdad during the surge<\/a> <em>(Nimble Books, 2007), and <\/em><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Obama-Does-Globalistan-Pepe-Escobar\/dp\/1934840831\" >Obama does Globalistan<\/a> <em>(Nimble Books, 2009). He may be reached at pepeasia@yahoo.com.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Copyright 2014 Asia Times Online (Holdings) Ltd. All rights reserved.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.atimes.com\/atimes\/Middle_East\/MID-01-311014.html\" >Go to Original \u2013 atimes.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Caliph&#8217;s oil prices are to die (be beheaded?) for; after all, he&#8217;s implementing the same low-price strategy concocted by the people he wants to dethrone, the House of Saud. And oh, the irony Top customers for The Caliph&#8217;s cheap oil happen to be &#8220;Sultan&#8221; Recep Tayyip Erdogan&#8217;s Earthly paradise, aka Turkey &#8211; a North Atlantic Treaty Organization ally &#8211; and that King &#8220;Playstation&#8221; Abdullah II ibn al-Hussein&#8217;s domain impersonating a country, aka Jordan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-middle-east-north-africa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}