{"id":4969,"date":"2010-04-26T00:00:08","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T22:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=4969"},"modified":"2010-04-20T01:37:31","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T23:37:31","slug":"bears-vs-hunters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/04\/bears-vs-hunters\/","title":{"rendered":"Bears vs. Hunters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two Canadian hunters were surprised by a bear.\u00a0 They began to run away from him.\u00a0 One of them briefly stopped to put on his sneakers.\u00a0 The other asked him, &#8220;Why do you do that?&#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;To run faster,&#8221; the first hunter replied.\u00a0 &#8220;Why do you care, we will never be able to outrun the bear,&#8221; said the other.\u00a0 The first replied, &#8220;Never mind the bear, all I want is to outrun you!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Canadian hunters were surprised by a bear.  They began to run away from him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}