{"id":50916,"date":"2014-12-22T12:00:36","date_gmt":"2014-12-22T12:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=50916"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:27:09","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:27:09","slug":"password","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/12\/password\/","title":{"rendered":"Password"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.<\/p>\n<p>USER: cabbage<\/p>\n<p>WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters<\/p>\n<p>USER: boiled cabbage<\/p>\n<p>WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.<\/p>\n<p>USER: 1 boiled cabbage<\/p>\n<p>WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.<\/p>\n<p>USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages<\/p>\n<p>WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.<\/p>\n<p>USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages<\/p>\n<p>WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.<\/p>\n<p>USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon&#8217;tGiveMeAccessNow!<\/p>\n<p>WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.<\/p>\n<p>USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow<\/p>\n<p>WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.<br \/>\nUSER: cabbage<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}