{"id":5323,"date":"2010-05-17T00:00:14","date_gmt":"2010-05-16T22:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=5323"},"modified":"2010-05-11T17:39:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T15:39:28","slug":"racist-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/05\/racist-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Racist Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A crowded lifeboat in the ocean got into a storm, the waves got higher and higher, and the boat was in danger of sinking.<\/p>\n<p>The captain said, &#8220;I am very sorry, dear passengers, but some of us have to jump overboard and try to swim ashore, otherwise our boat will sink and we all die.\u00a0 To be totally impartial I will call on people in alphabetic order.\u00a0 Are there any Africans on board?&#8221;\u00a0 Silence.\u00a0 &#8220;Are there any Blacks on board?&#8221;\u00a0 Silence.\u00a0 &#8220;Are there any Colored People on board?&#8221;\u00a0 A little boy pointed at his arm and said to his father, &#8220;I think we are colored people.&#8221;\u00a0 The father said, &#8220;Shshsht&#8230;, today we are Zulus.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A crowded lifeboat in the ocean got into a storm, the waves got higher and higher, and the boat was in danger of sinking.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}