{"id":53635,"date":"2015-02-16T12:00:02","date_gmt":"2015-02-16T12:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=53635"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:26:07","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:26:07","slug":"good-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2015\/02\/good-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Good News!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During Cheney-Bush\u2019s reign of terror in Iraq many\u00a0 many people were taken to Abu Ghraib and to rendition flights never to be seen again. Everybody was scared to death.<\/p>\n<p>In the middle of the night there was a knock on the door. Everyone was absolutely quiet and pretended to sleep. The knocking got louder and louder. Finally, they heard that someone was trying to break down the door.<\/p>\n<p>An old man thought, &#8220;I am going to die soon anyway; what do I have to lose? I will answer the door.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Soon he came running back, full of joy, and announced, &#8220;You can all come out; it is only a fire!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During Cheney-Bush\u2019s reign of terror in Iraq many  many people were taken to Abu Ghraib and to rendition flights never to be seen again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}