{"id":53641,"date":"2015-03-02T12:00:03","date_gmt":"2015-03-02T12:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=53641"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:26:03","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:26:03","slug":"the-loving-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2015\/03\/the-loving-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"The Loving Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man had two tickets for the best seats of the Rugby World Cup Final. As he sits down a man asks if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him. &#8220;No &#8230;.,&#8221; he says,\u201dthe seat is empty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is incredible &#8230;&#8230;.. !&#8221; said the man, &#8220;who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Rugby Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the Rugby World and not use it &#8230;&#8230; ?<\/p>\n<p>He says, &#8220;Well actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me,\u00a0but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven&#8217;t watched together since we got married&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh . . . I&#8217;m sorry to hear that. That&#8217;s terrible. I guess you couldn&#8217;t find someone else, a friend, or relative, or even a neighbor, to take the seat &#8230;&#8230;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man shakes his head &#8230; &#8220;No &#8230;&#8230;. They&#8217;re all at the funeral.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man had two tickets for the best seats of the Rugby World Cup Final.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}