A physicist, a chemist and a mathematician were stranded on an island after a shipwreck. They had only one can of beans left but no can opener and were very hungry.<\/p>\n
The physicist proposed, “Let’s use a stone to smash the can.”<\/p>\n
The chemist said, “No, let’s make a fire and put the can inside, then it will pop open from the pressure.”<\/p>\n
The mathematician suggested, “Why don’t we simply assume we have a can opener?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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