A very good-hearted young man came to the gates of heaven.\u00a0 He asked God, “Why have you brought me here so early? I was still in perfect health and wanted to do many more good deeds.”\u00a0 God had mercy and told him, “I will send you back on earth for another twenty years.”\u00a0 When he came back from heaven, everyone wanted to see him to know whether God really existed.\u00a0 He was invited to the Kremlin, and Putin asked him, “Does God really exist?” He said yes.\u00a0 Putin said, “Too bad. I will give you a million rubles if you don’t tell anyone.”\u00a0 Then he was invited by the Pope.\u00a0 In a private audience with nobody else present, the Pope asked, “Please tell me, does God exist?”\u00a0 He said no.\u00a0 The Pope offered him a million Euro in return for not telling anyone else.\u00a0 He was also invited by Bush.\u00a0 Bush said, “I really don’t care whether God exists or not, just tell me the truth and how he looks like.”\u00a0 He said, “I have personally met God, who sends you greetings, and she is black.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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