{"id":5689,"date":"2010-07-26T00:00:17","date_gmt":"2010-07-25T22:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=5689"},"modified":"2010-06-15T16:01:36","modified_gmt":"2010-06-15T14:01:36","slug":"republican-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/07\/republican-what\/","title":{"rendered":"Republican what?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to a pawn shop in San Francisco and discovered a brass rat that intrigued him.\u00a0 He asked the store owner how much it cost.\u00a0 The owner said, &#8220;With the story 100 dollars, without the story 10 dollars.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;I take it without the story,&#8221; the man said.\u00a0 As he walked out of the store with the brass rat in his hands, all the rats in town came out of basements and sewers and followed him.\u00a0 He walked towards the boardwalk and threw the brass rat into the ocean.\u00a0 All the rats that had followed him followed the brass rat and jumped into the ocean.\u00a0 He went back to the pawn shop.\u00a0 The owner smiled and said, &#8220;I knew you would come back.\u00a0 You want the story!&#8221;\u00a0 The man replied, &#8220;No, I am not interested in the story, but would you by any chance have a brass Republican?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to a pawn shop in San Francisco and discovered a brass rat that intrigued him.  He asked the store owner how much it cost.  The owner said, &#8220;With the story 100 dollars, without the story 10 dollars.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}