{"id":5695,"date":"2010-07-12T00:00:08","date_gmt":"2010-07-11T22:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=5695"},"modified":"2010-06-02T02:12:52","modified_gmt":"2010-06-02T00:12:52","slug":"on-shyness-and-inteligence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/07\/on-shyness-and-inteligence\/","title":{"rendered":"On Shyness and Inteligence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The people of Minas Gerais in Brazil are said to love cheese.\u00a0 A man there met a ferry, and she promised to grant him three wishes.\u00a0 &#8220;What is your first wish?&#8221; she asked.\u00a0 &#8220;I would like to have a little white, round, soft and flavorful cheese,&#8221; he said.\u00a0 He received it and ate it immediately.\u00a0 &#8220;And what is your second wish?&#8221; the ferry asked him.\u00a0 He asked, &#8220;Could I also have a piece of old, hard and well ripened cheese?&#8221;\u00a0 The ferry gave it to him and he ate it with delight.\u00a0 &#8220;What is your third, wish,&#8221; the ferry asked.\u00a0 &#8220;I would like to meet a beautiful girl that I can marry.&#8221;\u00a0 The ferry granted him that wish, too.\u00a0 Then she asked him, &#8220;Why did you spend two of your three wishes on cheese!?&#8221;\u00a0 He said, &#8220;Because I was too shy to ask for a third cheese.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>************<\/p>\n<p>Military music is to music like military intelligence to intelligence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The people of Minas Gerais in Brazil are said to love cheese.  A man there met a ferry, and she promised to grant him three wishes. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5695\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}