{"id":5926,"date":"2010-06-21T00:00:27","date_gmt":"2010-06-20T22:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=5926"},"modified":"2010-06-15T13:58:01","modified_gmt":"2010-06-15T11:58:01","slug":"thirteen-religious-views-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/06\/thirteen-religious-views-of-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Thirteen Religious Views of Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taoism: Shit happens.<\/p>\n<p>Confucianism: Confucius says, \u201cShit happens.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn\u2019t really shit.<\/p>\n<p>Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?<\/p>\n<p>Hinduism: This shit happened before.<\/p>\n<p>Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.<\/p>\n<p>Protestantism: Shit won\u2019t happen if I work harder.<\/p>\n<p>Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.<\/p>\n<p>Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?<\/p>\n<p>Atheism: I don\u2019t believe this shit.<\/p>\n<p>Agnosticism: What is this shit?<\/p>\n<p>Rastafarianism: Let\u2019s smoke this shit.<\/p>\n<p>Economism: Let\u2019s export this shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taoism: Shit happens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}