{"id":5928,"date":"2010-07-19T00:00:26","date_gmt":"2010-07-18T22:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=5928"},"modified":"2010-06-15T16:01:48","modified_gmt":"2010-06-15T14:01:48","slug":"politics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/07\/politics\/","title":{"rendered":"Politics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Socialism: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.<\/p>\n<p>Communism: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you some milk.<\/p>\n<p>Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk.<\/p>\n<p>Nazism: You have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.<\/p>\n<p>Bureaucratism: You have two cows, the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.<\/p>\n<p>Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Socialism: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}