{"id":60991,"date":"2015-08-03T12:00:17","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T11:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=60991"},"modified":"2015-07-13T16:37:34","modified_gmt":"2015-07-13T15:37:34","slug":"some-charity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2015\/08\/some-charity\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Charity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After the church service a little boy told the pastor, &#8220;When I grow up, I&#8217;m going to give you some money.&#8221; &#8220;Well, thank you,&#8221; the pastor replied, &#8220;but why?&#8221; &#8220;Because my daddy says you&#8217;re one of the poorest preachers we&#8217;ve ever had.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the church service a little boy told the pastor, &#8220;When I grow up, I&#8217;m going to give you some money.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}