{"id":62161,"date":"2015-08-31T12:00:58","date_gmt":"2015-08-31T11:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=62161"},"modified":"2015-08-04T19:11:20","modified_gmt":"2015-08-04T18:11:20","slug":"breast-fed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2015\/08\/breast-fed\/","title":{"rendered":"Breast Fed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman and a baby came into the doctor&#8217;s office. She was told to go into the room and wait for the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, &#8220;Is he breast fed or on the bottle?&#8221; &#8220;Breast fed&#8221; she replied. &#8220;Well, strip down to your waist,&#8221; the doctor ordered. She did.<\/p>\n<p>He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, &#8220;No wonder this baby is hungry. You don&#8217;t have any milk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know,&#8221; she said, &#8220;I&#8217;m his Grandma. But I&#8217;m glad I came.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman and a baby came into the doctor&#8217;s office. She was told to go into the room and wait for the doctor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}