Little Johnny came home from the first day in school. His mother asked him how his teacher was.<\/p>\n
“She is not bad, but she is a little too curious, I already had to tell her a lie.”<\/p>\n
Dismayed, the mother asked, “A lie!?”<\/p>\n
Johnny explained, “First she asked my name, and I told her. Then she asked when I was born, and I told her. Finally, she wanted to know where I was born. I was ashamed to tell her I was born in the women’s hospital, so I said on the football field.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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