French Pres. Charles De Gaulle got up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom in the dark, wearing nothing.<\/p>\n
When he returned, his wife heard some noise, switched the light on, looked at him in shock and screamed, “My God!”<\/p>\n
De Gaulle said to her, “Thank you, but it is enough if you call me ‘My General.'”<\/p>\n
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