{"id":6670,"date":"2010-08-16T00:00:06","date_gmt":"2010-08-15T22:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=6670"},"modified":"2010-08-04T00:35:45","modified_gmt":"2010-08-03T22:35:45","slug":"symmetric-accusation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/08\/symmetric-accusation\/","title":{"rendered":"Symmetric"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife spent their vacation at a lake where he enjoyed fishing.\u00a0 One day, while he was taking a nap on shore, the wife took their fishing boat and explored the lake.\u00a0 Suddenly she noticed that a police boat approached her, and the policeman said to her, &#8220;You are in a zone where fishing is prohibited, and I have to give you a summons.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;That is ridiculous,&#8221; the woman protested, &#8220;you can see that I have not been fishing, and I am not going to!&#8221;\u00a0 The policeman insisted, &#8220;But you have all the equipment.&#8221;\u00a0 The woman said, &#8220;Then I will accuse you of rape.&#8221;\u00a0 The policeman was astounded and furious: &#8220;How could you, I have not done anything to you!&#8221;\u00a0 The woman retorted, &#8220;But you have all the equipment!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife spent their vacation at a lake where he enjoyed fishing.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}