{"id":67119,"date":"2015-12-21T12:00:57","date_gmt":"2015-12-21T12:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=67119"},"modified":"2015-12-04T15:28:56","modified_gmt":"2015-12-04T15:28:56","slug":"mistaken-identity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2015\/12\/mistaken-identity\/","title":{"rendered":"Mistaken Identity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans and boots went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink. As he was sipping his whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you a real cowboy?&#8221; He replied, &#8220;Well, I&#8217;ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, riding horses, and mending fences, so I would say I am a real cowboy. And what are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She replied, &#8220;I am a lesbian.&#8221; He asked her, &#8220;A lesbian? What is that?&#8221; She explained, &#8220;I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of a woman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. An elderly couple sat down next to him and asked, &#8220;Are you a real cowboy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He replied, &#8220;I always thought I was a cowboy, but I just found out that I&#8217;m actually a lesbian.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans and boots went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}