{"id":67230,"date":"2015-12-14T12:00:57","date_gmt":"2015-12-14T12:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=67230"},"modified":"2015-12-04T15:28:00","modified_gmt":"2015-12-04T15:28:00","slug":"alright-then","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2015\/12\/alright-then\/","title":{"rendered":"Alright then\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bloke comes down to breakfast and says to his wife,\u00a0\u201cHoney, what would you do if I won the lottery?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She scowls at him \u201cI\u2019d take half, pack my bags and leave you forever.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay\u201d, he says, \u201cHere\u2019s six bucks, keep in touch.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bloke comes down to breakfast and says to his wife, \u201cHoney, what would you do if I won the lottery?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}