{"id":67233,"date":"2015-12-28T12:00:41","date_gmt":"2015-12-28T12:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=67233"},"modified":"2015-12-04T15:33:34","modified_gmt":"2015-12-04T15:33:34","slug":"the-art-collectors-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2015\/12\/the-art-collectors-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"The Art Collector&#8217;s Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, &#8220;Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad news.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The art collector replied, &#8220;I&#8217;ve had an awful day; let&#8217;s hear the good news first.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer said, &#8220;Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million.\u00a0 I think she could be right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Saul replied enthusiastically, &#8220;Well done!\u00a0 My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!\u00a0 You&#8217;ve just made my day.\u00a0 Now I know I can handle the bad news.\u00a0 What is it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer replied, &#8220;The pictures are of you with your secretary.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, &#8220;Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad news.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}