{"id":6791,"date":"2010-08-30T00:00:33","date_gmt":"2010-08-29T22:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=6791"},"modified":"2010-08-10T23:12:57","modified_gmt":"2010-08-10T21:12:57","slug":"sounds-familiar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/08\/sounds-familiar\/","title":{"rendered":"Sounds Familiar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy wanted $100 very badly, he prayed and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.\u00a0 Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting $100.\u00a0 When the postal service received the letter to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill, thinking this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.\u00a0 The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read: Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending me the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington and, as usual, those jerks deducted $95.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy wanted $100 very badly, he prayed and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}