All parents want their children to be independent–so long as they do everything exactly the way the parents want.<\/p>\n
Don’t worry if children don’t listen to you. You can rest assured that they constantly watch you!<\/p>\n
A woman admonishes a little girl on the street: “Don’t show your tongue at the gentleman.” She replies, “This is my doctor, he likes it.”<\/p>\n
Johnny uses a bad word and mother promises to give him 50 cents if he does not use it again until his birthday. Johnny: “I know another one that is worth 70 cents.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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