{"id":6987,"date":"2010-09-06T00:00:43","date_gmt":"2010-09-05T22:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=6987"},"modified":"2010-08-23T19:57:22","modified_gmt":"2010-08-23T17:57:22","slug":"no-comment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/09\/no-comment\/","title":{"rendered":"No Comment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A monk and a nun play ping-pong. Each time the monk misses the ball, he swears, &#8220;Shit, I missed&#8221;. The nun keeps warning him that the Lord hears everything and will not be pleased. But he keeps repeating, &#8220;Shit, I missed.&#8221; The nun warns, &#8220;If you don&#8217;t stop swearing, the Lord will punish you!&#8221; The next time he says, &#8220;Shit, I missed&#8221;, a lighting strikes, and the nun falls dead to the floor. A voice from heaven shouts, &#8220;Shit, I missed!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A monk and a nun play ping-pong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}