{"id":7226,"date":"2010-10-11T00:00:53","date_gmt":"2010-10-10T22:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=7226"},"modified":"2010-09-09T18:58:34","modified_gmt":"2010-09-09T16:58:34","slug":"short-ones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/10\/short-ones\/","title":{"rendered":"Short Ones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I love farm work.\u00a0 I could watch it for hours.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>***************<\/p>\n<p>A sign said, &#8220;Honk if you love peace and quiet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>***************<\/p>\n<p>Two men went home after drinking.\u00a0 They got onto a railroad track and were walking along it.\u00a0 After a while, one said to the other, &#8220;These stairs are so long.&#8221;\u00a0 The other said, &#8220;Yes, and the handrail is so low!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>***************<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I love farm work&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}