{"id":72486,"date":"2016-04-25T12:00:29","date_gmt":"2016-04-25T11:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=72486"},"modified":"2016-04-22T15:42:43","modified_gmt":"2016-04-22T14:42:43","slug":"minor-mistake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2016\/04\/minor-mistake\/","title":{"rendered":"Minor Mistake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A new monk shows up at a monastery where the monks spend their time making copies of ancient books.<\/p>\n<p>The new monk goes to the basement of the monastery saying he wants to make copies of the originals rather than of others&#8217; copies so as to avoid duplicating errors they might have made.<\/p>\n<p>Several hours later, the monks, wondering where their new friend is, find him crying in the basement.<\/p>\n<p>They ask him what is wrong and he says, &#8220;the word is CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new monk shows up at a monastery where the monks spend their time making copies of ancient books.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}