{"id":73352,"date":"2016-05-09T12:00:38","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T11:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=73352"},"modified":"2016-05-08T18:57:05","modified_gmt":"2016-05-08T17:57:05","slug":"good-deeds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2016\/05\/good-deeds\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Deeds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scouts are supposed to do at least one good deed every day. A scout master asked three little scouts at camp in the evening, &#8220;What good deed did you do today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The first boy replied, &#8220;I helped an old lady cross the street.&#8221; &#8220;Excellent,&#8221; the scout master said. &#8220;And what did you do?&#8217; he asked the second boy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I also helped that old lady cross the street.&#8221; &#8220;Next time, be a little more imaginative, and don&#8217;t simply copy your friend,&#8221; the scout master said. &#8220;And what did you do?&#8217; he asked the third boy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I also helped that old lady cross the street.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why did it take all three of you?&#8221; They replied together, &#8220;Because she did not want to.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scouts are supposed to do at least one good deed every day. A scout master asked three little scouts at camp in the evening, &#8220;What good deed did you do today?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}