Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. Why?” asks the father.”<\/p>\n
The teacher asked, ‘How much is two times three?’ I said six,” replied Billy.<\/p>\n
“But that’s right!” says his dad.<\/p>\n
Yeah, but then she asked me, ‘How much is three times two?'”<\/p>\n
“What’s the bloody difference?” asks the father. “That’s exactly what I said!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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