{"id":78627,"date":"2016-09-26T12:00:08","date_gmt":"2016-09-26T11:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=78627"},"modified":"2016-09-26T12:34:35","modified_gmt":"2016-09-26T11:34:35","slug":"poor-driver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2016\/09\/poor-driver\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Driver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a summit meeting, Reagan, Brezhnev and Deng Xiaoping were being driven to the airport in a limousine.\u00a0 The driver arrived at an intersection and asked which way to go.<\/p>\n<p>Reagan said, &#8220;Turn right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Brezhnev said, &#8220;Turn left.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Deng said, &#8220;Signal left and turn right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>:D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a summit meeting, Reagan, Brezhnev and Deng Xiaoping were being driven to the airport in a limousine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}