{"id":8096,"date":"2010-11-01T00:00:39","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T23:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=8096"},"modified":"2010-11-01T17:09:12","modified_gmt":"2010-11-01T16:09:12","slug":"on-luck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/11\/on-luck\/","title":{"rendered":"On Luck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little girl lived in a small hut in the forest, with a leaking roof that let the rain through, and thin walls where the wind and snow blew through.\u00a0 Her only companion was her cat.\u00a0 She lived on berries that she collected in the forest.<\/p>\n<p>One day, she met a fairy who promised to fulfill her three wishes.\u00a0 The girl&#8217;s first wish was that her bucket of berries would turn into a bucket full of gold coins.\u00a0 Her second wish was that she would become the most beautiful princess.\u00a0 Her third wish was that her cat would turn into a beautiful prince.<\/p>\n<p>The fairy told her, &#8220;Go home, all your wishes will come true.&#8221;\u00a0 She went home, and indeed, the berries in her bucket had turned into gold coins.\u00a0 She looked into the mirror and saw the most beautiful princess.\u00a0 She called her cat, and a handsome young prince came to embrace her.\u00a0 She kissed him.\u00a0 He said to her sadly, &#8220;I wish you had not taken me to the veterinarian last year to be castrated!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little girl lived in a small hut in the forest, with a leaking roof that let the rain through, and thin walls where the wind and snow blew through.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}