{"id":81913,"date":"2016-10-31T12:00:59","date_gmt":"2016-10-31T12:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=81913"},"modified":"2016-10-25T13:34:07","modified_gmt":"2016-10-25T12:34:07","slug":"clean-politicians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2016\/10\/clean-politicians\/","title":{"rendered":"Clean Politicians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu: Tourist: $5; Broiled Missionary: $10; Fried Explorer: $15; Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.<\/p>\n<p>The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, &#8220;Why such a price difference for the politicians?&#8221; The cook replied,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Have you ever tried to clean one? They&#8217;re so full of shit, it takes all morning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>:D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}