{"id":81922,"date":"2016-11-14T12:00:23","date_gmt":"2016-11-14T12:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=81922"},"modified":"2016-10-25T13:51:18","modified_gmt":"2016-10-25T12:51:18","slug":"the-salary-theory-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2016\/11\/the-salary-theory-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Salary Theory\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dilbert&#8217;s &#8220;Salary Theorem&#8221; states that &#8220;Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: As every engineer knows:<\/p>\n<p>Power = Work \/ Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money Knowledge = Work\/Money.<\/p>\n<p>Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work \/ Knowledge.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.<\/p>\n<p>:D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dilbert&#8217;s &#8220;Salary Theorem&#8221; states that &#8220;Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}