{"id":85190,"date":"2017-01-09T12:00:36","date_gmt":"2017-01-09T12:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=85190"},"modified":"2017-01-05T14:42:59","modified_gmt":"2017-01-05T14:42:59","slug":"mistakes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2017\/01\/mistakes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mistakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A biology teacher wanted to warn his students about the harmful effects of alcohol.\u00a0 He put a worm into a glass of water, and another into a glass of whiskey.\u00a0 The one in water swam happily around, while the one in whisky curled up and sank dead to the bottom of the glass.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What do you conclude?&#8221; he asked his class.\u00a0 A student in the back row, who had never answered any question, raised his hand and said,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you drink whiskey, you don&#8217;t get any worms!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>***************************<\/p>\n<p>A man came to the emergency room with both ears bandaged.\u00a0 The doctor asked him what had happened.\u00a0 He said, I was ironing, and suddenly the phone rang and by mistake I put the hot iron on my ear.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor said, &#8220;I am sorry that happened to you, but what happened with your other ear?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man replied, &#8220;Well, I had to call the hospital.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A biology teacher wanted to warn his students about the harmful effects of alcohol. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}