Sweden has built a new bridge to an island.\u00a0 A driver is stopped by the police and told, “Your car is the ten-thousandth to cross this bridge, and we wish to give you an award.\u00a0 Can you tell me how you plan to use it?”<\/p>\n
“First of all I will take some driving lessons to get a license,” says the driver.<\/p>\n
“Don’t believe him, he always talks that way when he has been drinking,” says his wife.<\/p>\n
“I told you, we won’t get very far in a stolen car,” says grandfather from the back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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