An applicant was filling out a job application.<\/p>\n
When he came to the question, ‘Have you ever been arrested?’ he wrote, “No.”<\/p>\n
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was “Why?”<\/p>\n
He went right ahead:<\/p>\n
“Never got caught.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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