{"id":86871,"date":"2017-02-20T12:00:15","date_gmt":"2017-02-20T12:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=86871"},"modified":"2017-02-13T17:20:38","modified_gmt":"2017-02-13T17:20:38","slug":"symmetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2017\/02\/symmetry\/","title":{"rendered":"Symmetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife spent their vacation at a lake where he enjoyed fishing.\u00a0 One day, while he was taking a nap on shore, the wife took their fishing boat and explored the lake.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly she noticed that a police boat approached her, and the policeman said to her, &#8220;You are in a zone where fishing is prohibited, and I have to fine you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That is ridiculous,&#8221; the woman protested, &#8220;you can see that I have not been fishing, and I am not going to!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The policeman insisted, &#8220;But you have all the equipment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman said, &#8220;Then I will accuse you of rape.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The policeman was astounded and furious: &#8220;How could you, I have not done anything to you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman retorted, &#8220;But you have all the equipment!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife spent their vacation at a lake where he enjoyed fishing. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}