{"id":86985,"date":"2017-02-27T12:00:03","date_gmt":"2017-02-27T12:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=86985"},"modified":"2017-02-16T16:16:16","modified_gmt":"2017-02-16T16:16:16","slug":"meanwhile-in-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2017\/02\/meanwhile-in-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Meanwhile in Heaven\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After having died, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump show up for an interview with God.<\/p>\n<p>God asks Bush: What do you believe? Bush responds: I believe in a free economy, a strong America, a united American nation and so on\u00a0\u2026<\/p>\n<p>God is impressed by Bush&#8217;s answer and says: Bravo, come and sit down on the chair to my right!<\/p>\n<p>God speaks to Obama and asks him: What do you believe? Obama responds: I believe in democracy, in helping the poor, world peace and so on\u00a0\u2026<\/p>\n<p>God is really impressed by Obama&#8217;s answer and says: Bravo, come and sit down on the seat to my left!<\/p>\n<p>Finally, God asks Trump: What do you believe? And Trump responds: I believe you are sitting in my chair!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_82932\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/trump-cartoon.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82932\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-82932\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/trump-cartoon-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/trump-cartoon-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/trump-cartoon-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/trump-cartoon.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-82932\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Michele Paccione \/ Shutterstock.com<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After having died, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump show up for an interview with God.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}