After the Great Britain Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.<\/p>\n
The guy from Corona sits down and says \u201cHey Se\u00f1or, I would like the world\u2019s best beer, a Corona.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.<\/p>\n
The guy from Budweiser says \u201cI\u2019d like the best beer in the world, give me \u2018The King of Beers, a Budweiser.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender gives him one.<\/p>\n
The guy from Coors says \u201cI\u2019d like the only beer\u00a0made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.\u201d<\/p>\n
He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says \u201cGive me a Coke.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.<\/p>\n
The other brewery presidents look over at him bewildered; one of them asks, \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you drinking\u00a0a Guinness?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Guinness president replies \u201cWell, if you guys aren\u2019t drinking beer, neither will I.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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