{"id":9456,"date":"2011-01-17T00:00:38","date_gmt":"2011-01-16T23:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=9456"},"modified":"2011-01-11T12:14:25","modified_gmt":"2011-01-11T11:14:25","slug":"spicy%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/01\/spicy%e2%80%a6\/","title":{"rendered":"Spicy\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The women in a town decided that their men gave them too little pocket money.\u00a0 To remedy the situation, they opened a bordello.\u00a0 On the ground floor were housewives.\u00a0 On the second floor were fashion models.\u00a0 On the third floor were kindergarten teachers.\u00a0 The housewives on the ground floor earned very poorly, because they told their customers, &#8220;You jerk, why are you so horny, you are drunk, not so wild.&#8221;\u00a0 The fashion models earned very poorly, because the told their customers, &#8220;Don&#8217;t mess with my hair-do, don&#8217;t wrinkle my blouse, don&#8217;t smear my make-up, no kissing.&#8221;\u00a0 The kindergarten teachers on the third floor got very rich, because they told their customers, &#8220;Good boy, you can do it, that is great, keep going, wonderful!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The women in a town decided that their men gave them too little pocket money.  To remedy the situation, they opened a bordello.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}