Morris returns from a long business trip and finds out that his wife has been unfaithful during his time away. Who was it!?” he yells. “That old rascal John?” “No,” replied his wife. “It wasn’t John.” “Was it Mark, that dirty old man?” “No, not him.” “Aha! Then it must have been that idiot Steve!” “No, it wasn’t Steve either.” Morris was now fuming. “What’s the matter?” he cried. “None of my friends are good enough for you?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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