{"id":95385,"date":"2017-07-17T12:00:20","date_gmt":"2017-07-17T11:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=95385"},"modified":"2017-07-13T12:59:28","modified_gmt":"2017-07-13T11:59:28","slug":"safe-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2017\/07\/safe-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"Safe Trip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to an airline counter to buy a plane ticket.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How likely is it that there will be a bomb on the plane,&#8221; he asked with concern.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; the lady at the counter said, &#8220;these days, there is so much terrorism, you never know, perhaps one percent.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And how likely is it that there will be two bombs on the plane?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, that almost never happens, you need not be concerned about that,&#8221; the lady replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good,&#8221; said the man, &#8220;I brought a bomb here, and this one will not go off, so we are safe.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to an airline counter to buy a plane ticket.<br \/>\n&#8220;How likely is it that there will be a bomb on the plane,&#8221; he asked with concern. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}