Inspector Cluzeau stood at the door of a house with a lady and a dog.\u00a0 He asked the lady,
\n“Does your dog bite?”\u00a0 She said no.
\nHe entered; the dog bit him.\u00a0 He told the lady,
\n“But you said your dog does not bite!”\u00a0 She replied,
\n“This is not MY dog.”<\/p>\n
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A man goes into a bar with his dog and tells the bartender,
\n“I have taught my dog how to talk.”\u00a0 The bartender says,
\n“I don’t believe you.”\u00a0 The man says,
\n“Yes, listen; tell him, Rex, what is on top of a house?”
\nThe dog makes “Roof! Roof!”\u00a0 The bartender says,
\n“Come on, that’s nothing!”\u00a0 The man says,
\n“O yes, listen to another one.\u00a0 Tell him, Rex, what upholds a tree?”
\nThe dog makes “Root! Root!”
\nThe bartender ridicules,
\n“Don’t fool me!”\u00a0 The man says,
\n“Listen to one more.\u00a0 Who was the greatest baseball player of all times?”
\nThe dog goes “Ruth! Ruth!”
\nThe bartender kicks them out.\u00a0 As they leave the bar, the dog says to the man,
\n“Perhaps I should have said Joe DiMaggio?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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