Military music is to music what military intelligence is to intelligence.<\/p>\n
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The people of Minas Gerais in Brazil are said to love cheese.\u00a0 A man there met a fairy and she promised to grant him three wishes.<\/p>\n
“What is your first wish?” she asked.<\/p>\n
“I would like to have a little white, round, soft and flavorful cheese,” he said.\u00a0 He received it and ate it immediately.<\/p>\n
“And what is your second wish?” the fairy asked.<\/p>\n
“Could I also have a piece of old, hard and well ripened cheese?”<\/p>\n
The fairy gave it to him and he ate it with delight.<\/p>\n
“And what is your third wish?<\/p>\n
“I would like to meet a beautiful girl whom I can marry.”<\/p>\n
The fairy granted him that wish too.\u00a0 Then she inquired,<\/p>\n
“Why did you spend two of your three wishes on cheese?”<\/p>\n
He said, “Because I was too shy to ask for a third cheese.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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