Children
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 2 Aug 2010
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
“Don’t worry if children don’t listen to you. You can rest assured that they constantly watch you!”
We spend the first 2 years of children’s life teaching them to walk and talk. Then we spend the next 16 years trying to teach them to sit still and keep quiet.
If you have a lot of tension and get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two Aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”
Mental illness is hereditary: we get it from our children.
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