Getting Even

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 5 Dec 2011

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into a market with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The market greeter says, “Good morning, welcome. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no they ain’t. Oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

“I’m neither blind nor stupid,” replied the greeter. “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice.”


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