Success Story
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 19 May 2014
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
A retired mathematics teacher met the worst student he had ever had during his 40 years of teaching. While the teacher still drove his old small car full of dents, the former student drove a big, brand new white Mercedes.
“You seem to be doing well,” the teacher said. “What is your profession?”
“I deal with tropical fruits. I buy a box for 10 Euro wholesale and sell it for 30 Euro retail, and I live off those 3 percent.”
Ignorance is bliss. The teacher drove off–depressed.
This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 19 May 2014.
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