Successful Elections

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 16 Jun 2014

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

President Carter was worried about his prospects for reelection. Two Egyptian consultants offered their services to help prepare an effective campaign for him, and he was sufficiently impressed with their proposals and promises that he hired them. Then he got busy with other government business and sort of forgot about the consultants.

One day, they showed up in the oval office and informed him, “Mr. President, we have good news. You have just been reelected with 99.3 percent of the votes!”

This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 16 Jun 2014.

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One Response to “Successful Elections”

  1. Dan Horgan says:

    Another good one! Thank you Dietrich!