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JOKE OF THE WEEK, 21 Jul 2014

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A 10 year old boy asked his recently divorced mother, “How old are you?” The mother told him, “This is not a question you should ask, never ask it again.” Then the boy asked, “How much do you weigh?” Again the mother refused to answer and told him never to ask that question again. Next he asked why she and his father got divorced. She did not answer and said this was not an appropriate question. A few minutes later she found him searching her purse. “What are you doing here?” she asked the boy. “I have found the answer to all my questions on your driver’s license. You are 34 years old, weigh 125 pounds, and my Daddy divorced you because you got an ‘F’ in sex.”


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