Mistaken Identity
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 21 Dec 2015
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans and boots went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink. As he was sipping his whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him,
“Are you a real cowboy?” He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, riding horses, and mending fences, so I would say I am a real cowboy. And what are you?”
She replied, “I am a lesbian.” He asked her, “A lesbian? What is that?” She explained, “I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of a woman.”
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. An elderly couple sat down next to him and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “I always thought I was a cowboy, but I just found out that I’m actually a lesbian.”
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