Clean Politicians

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 31 Oct 2016

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu: Tourist: $5; Broiled Missionary: $10; Fried Explorer: $15; Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politicians?” The cook replied,

“Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”



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