Beers
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 5 Jun 2017
Submitted by Erika Degortes – TRANSCEND Media Service
After the Great Britain Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King of Beers, a Budweiser.”
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.”
He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says “Give me a Coke.”
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him bewildered; one of them asks, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”
The Guinness president replies “Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.”
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